Respect is the second track of What the Hell Happened to Me?. It is about a 5 year old boy known as Little Nicky DeCesare as he tells his grandfather and his grandfather's friends at the social club about his first day of school.
Dialogue[]
- Adam Sandler: And now, Little Nicky DeCesare tells his grandfather and his grandfather's friends at the social club about his first day of school.
- Grandfather: Hey, everybody. Nicky had his first day of school today.
- Sammy: Oh, Nicky, that's great.
- Old Men:
- Sammy: Respect!
- Grandfather: How you doing, Nicky?
- Nicky: Okay, grandpa.
- Grandfather: Hey, Nicky. Tell us about your first day of school.
- Nicky:
- Grandfather:
- Grandfather: Tell us some more, Nicky.
- Nicky:
- Grandfather:
- Nicky: Play-Doh smells good.
- Grandfather:
- Grandfather: Tell grandpa some more.
- Nicky:
- Grandfather: Did you dunk it in the milk?
- Nicky:
- Grandfather:
- Nicky:
- Sammy:
- Grandfather: What else, Nicky?
- Nicky:
- Sammy: Don't respect the wolf.
- Grandfather: SAMMY, JUMP IN FRONT OF A FUCKING TRUCK!
- Grandfather: What else, Little Nicky?
- Nicky: I played on the playground
- Grandfather: Oh, you gotta respect those monkey bars.
- Nicky: A boy pushed me off the see-saw.
- Grandfather: What did you say?
- Nicky: A boy pushed me off the see-saw.
- Grandfather: And what is this boy's name?
- Nicky: His name's Donnie MacMillan.
- Grandfather: HE'S FUCKING DEAD! YOU FUCKING HEAR ME!? I'LL CUT HIS FUCKING BALLS OFF! COCK SUCK THE LITTLE FUCK! I'LL FEED HIS BALLS TO HIS FUCKING MOTHER!
- Sammy: He's a dead man! Kid's a dead man!
- Old Man: He's fucking dead!
- Frankie: You bring your Uncle Frankie down there, and you show me this kid dead!
- Grandfather:
- Nicky:
- Sammy: Got to respect the condom!
- Grandfather: YOU FUCKING MORON! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, A CONDOM!? HE'S FIVE FUCKING YEARS OLD! YOU PUT A FUCKING.. I'LL PUT A FUCKING CONDOM ON YOUR FUCKING TOMBSTONE!
- Grandfather: Tell grandpa some more, Nicky.
- Nicky:
Voices[]
- Adam Sandler as Adam Sandler, Grandfather
- Allen Covert as Sammy
- Tim Herlihy as Old Men
- Frank Coraci as Old Men
- Jon Rosenberg as Nicky DeCesare
Video[]
Respect