Respect

Respect is the second track of What the Hell Happened to Me?. It is about a 5 year old boy known as Little Nicky DeCesare as he tells his grandfather and his grandfather's friends at the social club about his first day of school.

Dialogue

 * Adam Sandler: And now, Little Nicky DeCesare tells his grandfather and his grandfather's friends at the social club about his first day of school.
 * Grandfather: Hey, everybody. Nicky had his first day of school today.
 * Sammy: Oh, Nicky, that's great.
 * Old Men:
 * Sammy: Respect!
 * Grandfather: How you doing, Nicky?
 * Nicky: Okay, grandpa.
 * Grandfather: Hey, Nicky. Tell us about your first day of school.
 * Nicky:
 * Grandfather:
 * Grandfather: Tell us some more, Nicky.
 * Nicky:
 * Grandfather:
 * Nicky: Play-Doh smells good.
 * Grandfather:
 * Grandfather: Tell grandpa some more.
 * Nicky:
 * Grandfather: Did you dunk it in the milk?
 * Nicky:
 * Grandfather:
 * Nicky:
 * Sammy:
 * Grandfather: What else, Nicky?
 * Nicky:
 * Sammy: Don't respect the wolf.
 * Grandfather: SAMMY, JUMP IN FRONT OF A FUCKING TRUCK!
 * Grandfather: What else, Little Nicky?
 * Nicky: I played on the playground
 * Grandfather: Oh, you gotta respect those monkey bars.
 * Nicky: A boy pushed me off the see-saw.
 * Grandfather: What did you say?
 * Nicky: A boy pushed me off the see-saw.
 * Grandfather: And what is this boy's name?
 * Nicky: His name's Donnie MacMillan.
 * Grandfather: HE'S FUCKING DEAD! YOU FUCKING HEAR ME!? I'LL CUT HIS FUCKING BALLS OFF! COCK SUCK THE LITTLE FUCK! I'LL FEED HIS BALLS TO HIS FUCKING MOTHER!
 * Sammy: He's a dead man! Kid's a dead man!
 * Old Man: He's fucking dead!
 * Frankie: You bring your Uncle Frankie down there, and you show me this kid dead!
 * Grandfather:
 * Nicky:
 * Sammy: Got to respect the condom!
 * Grandfather: YOU FUCKING MORON! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, A CONDOM!? HE'S FIVE FUCKING YEARS OLD! YOU PUT A FUCKING.. I'LL PUT A FUCKING CONDOM ON YOUR FUCKING TOMBSTONE!
 * Grandfather: Tell grandpa some more, Nicky.
 * Nicky:
 * Sammy:
 * Grandfather: What else, Nicky?
 * Nicky:
 * Sammy: Don't respect the wolf.
 * Grandfather: SAMMY, JUMP IN FRONT OF A FUCKING TRUCK!
 * Grandfather: What else, Little Nicky?
 * Nicky: I played on the playground
 * Grandfather: Oh, you gotta respect those monkey bars.
 * Nicky: A boy pushed me off the see-saw.
 * Grandfather: What did you say?
 * Nicky: A boy pushed me off the see-saw.
 * Grandfather: And what is this boy's name?
 * Nicky: His name's Donnie MacMillan.
 * Grandfather: HE'S FUCKING DEAD! YOU FUCKING HEAR ME!? I'LL CUT HIS FUCKING BALLS OFF! COCK SUCK THE LITTLE FUCK! I'LL FEED HIS BALLS TO HIS FUCKING MOTHER!
 * Sammy: He's a dead man! Kid's a dead man!
 * Old Man: He's fucking dead!
 * Frankie: You bring your Uncle Frankie down there, and you show me this kid dead!
 * Grandfather:
 * Nicky:
 * Sammy: Got to respect the condom!
 * Grandfather: YOU FUCKING MORON! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, A CONDOM!? HE'S FIVE FUCKING YEARS OLD! YOU PUT A FUCKING.. I'LL PUT A FUCKING CONDOM ON YOUR FUCKING TOMBSTONE!
 * Grandfather: Tell grandpa some more, Nicky.
 * Nicky:
 * Grandfather: And what is this boy's name?
 * Nicky: His name's Donnie MacMillan.
 * Grandfather: HE'S FUCKING DEAD! YOU FUCKING HEAR ME!? I'LL CUT HIS FUCKING BALLS OFF! COCK SUCK THE LITTLE FUCK! I'LL FEED HIS BALLS TO HIS FUCKING MOTHER!
 * Sammy: He's a dead man! Kid's a dead man!
 * Old Man: He's fucking dead!
 * Frankie: You bring your Uncle Frankie down there, and you show me this kid dead!
 * Grandfather:
 * Nicky:
 * Sammy: Got to respect the condom!
 * Grandfather: YOU FUCKING MORON! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, A CONDOM!? HE'S FIVE FUCKING YEARS OLD! YOU PUT A FUCKING.. I'LL PUT A FUCKING CONDOM ON YOUR FUCKING TOMBSTONE!
 * Grandfather: Tell grandpa some more, Nicky.
 * Nicky:
 * Grandfather: YOU FUCKING MORON! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, A CONDOM!? HE'S FIVE FUCKING YEARS OLD! YOU PUT A FUCKING.. I'LL PUT A FUCKING CONDOM ON YOUR FUCKING TOMBSTONE!
 * Grandfather: Tell grandpa some more, Nicky.
 * Nicky:
 * Grandfather: Tell grandpa some more, Nicky.
 * Nicky:
 * Grandfather: Tell grandpa some more, Nicky.
 * Nicky:

Voices

 * Adam Sandler as Adam Sandler, Grandfather
 * Allen Covert as Sammy
 * Tim Herlihy as Old Men
 * Frank Coraci as Old Men
 * Jon Rosenberg as Nicky DeCesare